Lyrics

Low Down Woman
If I ever catch up to that low down woman of mine
I’m gonna kiss her on the lips and kick her right in her behind
Well she chewed up all my tobaccy
She spit it up into my blue suede shoes
And then she sucked back every last drop of my best booze
Yes she did
I’ve been watching you honey
And I see you like your whiskey straight
I’m straight up myself man don’t you water me down no way
I never plan nothing in my life
You know that’s true
But I’m baking biscuits in the morning honey
I’d surely like to share them with you
Yes indeed
There’s a rumor going around at the trailer park down the street
The tornado that destroyed it looked a lot like you and me
Well I don’t know if all that talk is true
Baby how about you
I’m baking biscuits in the morning
I’d surely like to share them with you
If I ever catch up to that low down woman of mine
I’m gonna kiss her on the lips and kick her right in her behind
Well she chewed up all my tobaccy
She spit it up into my cowboy boots
And then she sucked back every last drop of my best booze
Yes she did